Flight Was Never an Option T-Shirt, Funny Knife Penguin Dark Humor, Sarcasm [03a3c8d1]

Description

 A relaxed classic tee featuring a bold 45 ACP bullet graphic and the dry, straight-shooting message: “Because sometimes short, fat and slow will do the job.” The distressed lettering gives it a rugged range-day feel, while the compact back print keeps the design easy to wear with jeans, cargo pants, or a favorite jacket. Made for firearm enthusiasts, range regulars, and anyone who appreciates practical power over unnecessary flash, it brings a little gunsmith humor to weekends at the range, outdoor gatherings, and casual everyday wear. The smooth cotton fabric provides a dependable canvas for crisp printing, while the crew neckline, elastic ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and seamless tubular construction support comfortable repeat wear.

Product features
– Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for crisp printing
– Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
– Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and improves appearance
– Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label support lasting comfort
– Printed with DTG and DTF techniques for sharp, detailed artwork

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat